Ok, lets get one fucking thing straight...Pedro is right, you are wrong....
If you want to be as Pedro, which you fucking do, you must begin by drinking as Pedro.
This shit isn't negotiable, it's not like you say 'oh, well, um, i'm not really keen on cabernet-shiraz' you ARE keen on cabernet-shiraz because Pedro is keen on cabernet-shiraz!
It's not science, it's just do exatly the fuck as pedro does and shut your fucking whining cake hole before Pedro lunges your fucking face off......
look what you've done, you've made me talk about lunges......
Pedro lunges, do you?
Of course you fucking do because Pedro does, this isn't a cocksucking lesson from Professor Fellacio at the institute of sausage Jockeys, this is Pedrology.
SO....what have you learnt? __________________nothing exactly.....you know why scrotum-face, because Pedro didn't tell you to learn anything......
(ok so Pedro wants you to ponder the monumental clusterfuck that is your life and then learn everythign about Pedrology)
CUNTYCHOPS!!!
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