Obviously you've learnt nothing cuntychops. You don't think. You just act. If Pedro does...you do.
SO now you are awake here is a simple example of why Pedrology is the most groin-grabbingly kickass religion.....
Check this picture:
Look at him, he's got it all, a Nintendo, a Ducktails poster, even a model of a fucking Mirage F1 jet hanging from his ceiling.
You will never be as 'rad' as him right? >WRONG you little crotch goblin!
While the first statement is indeed true (that kid is awesome [to the max!]) do you think Pedrology would leave you skidding on your ballbag like unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit?
No fucking way.
Face it....if god wanted you to be as rad as that kid he would have miracled your ass with bleached jeans and a hench mullet, but did he? NO, cos he hates you like a ginger step-son with AIDS.
So you may ask: 'what the fuck does this mean to me you abusive hax0r admin prick?' and you'll have a good point.
Allow me to retort: what is means douchebag is that in Pedrology we don't do miracles, we do vodka to the eye.
The only thing we have in common with any other phony ass religious is that we drink red wine by the motherfucking box (we're not posh) and Tom Cruise is a patron [citation needed].
So in a Gordon 'I'm a cunt' Ramsey conclusion: 80's kid, Awesome. Voka, eye. Red wine, box. Pedrology, RAD. Done.
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